![arthritis-dance](senior-arthritis-dance.gif)
A
for arthritis,
B
for bad back,
C
is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?
![cardiac-pulse](senior-cardiac-pulse.gif)
D
is for dental decay and decline,
E
is for eyesight--can't read that top line.
![eyechar](senior-eyechart.gif)
F is for fissures
and fluid retention
G
is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H
high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)
I
for incisions with scars you can show.
![incisions](senior-incisions.gif)
J is for joints,
that now fail to flex
![joints](senior-joints.gif)
L for
libido--what happened to sex?
Wait!
I forgot about K!
K
is for my knees that crack when they're bent
(Please
forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
![memory](senior-memory.gif)
N for neurosis,
pinched nerves and stiff neck
O
is for osteo-and all bones that crack
P
for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give
me another pill; I'll be good as new!
![pills](senior-pills.gif)
Q is for
queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R
is for reflux--one meal turns into two
![reflux-pizza2](senior-reflux-pissa.gif)
S is for
sleepless nights, counting my fears
T
for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U
is for urinary: difficulties with flow
V
is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W
is worry, now what's going 'round?
X
is for X ray--and what might be found.
![x-ray](senior-xray.gif)
Y for another
year I've left behind
Z
is for zest that I still have my mind,
Have
survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And
kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!
![zest-femalewalk](senior-zest-femalewalk.gif)
I
wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy!
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